Blogrot started life many generations ago as a biscuit factory in the Ancoats district of Manchester.

Eeh, times were tough back then, what with the new Jaffa Cake depot at Trafford Park and 18 hungry little mouths to feed to home. (No kids, thankfully, just mouths.)

Pretty soon the inevitable happened and I had to close down the factory. Sure, it was heartbreaking to see all those workers out on the streets, selling off their kids to the Japanese, but business is business. I left the missus to look after the mouths while I repaired to the Seychelles on grounds of ill health, and there I began to plan my next move.

[To be continued]