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Here's how it all started, ages ago. I don't quite remember the date. It was a good few years ago.

I just heard this bizarre snippet of news on the radio while I was eating my breakfast and, lo and behold, into my head popped a little ode on the subject.

Some time, ages ago

On the news that Brazil had 1 million citizens on-line, a tenfold increase over the previous year...

A million
Brazilians
Can all now get
Onto the net.

That's ten times more
Than last year's score.
I only hope
Their phone lines cope.

No link for this one. If you find one, please let me know!

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