A father’s ponderings on twins and their devious ways
Scenes from this year’s Gingerbread Olympics, taking place in our dining room, just after tea. First the swimming event, then the diving.
Fantastic! But are these athletes’ achievements all the more remarkable as the first appears to possibly have no legs and the second no head, perhaps it should be the gingerbread, Special Olympics?
You’re dead right, Linda! Their achievements were truly remarkable considering the challenges these athletes faced.
The one on the left should be disqualified as he is clearly on drugs… performance-enhancing or otherwise.
The one on the right clearly made a huge splash as he dove in though; surely points should be taken off for that?
Fantastic! But are these athletes’ achievements all the more remarkable as the first appears to possibly have no legs and the second no head, perhaps it should be the gingerbread, Special Olympics?
You’re dead right, Linda! Their achievements were truly remarkable considering the challenges these athletes faced.
The one on the left should be disqualified as he is clearly on drugs… performance-enhancing or otherwise.
The one on the right clearly made a huge splash as he dove in though; surely points should be taken off for that?