I hate to seem obsessed with the finest politician of our times, but this really deserved a post of its own rather than a comment to the last item. So, blogrot is happy to blog… the Kilroy Introduction Generator. Refresh the page for a new introduction. Bonus points for cybersquatting the orange wanker.
Just as I thought: evidence emerges that this homosexuality thing all has something to do with sausages. After Debbie’s departure to Hungary in 2005, Brian helped re-launch Tom Archer’s failed sausage business, making Adam even more convinced that Brian had problems with Adam’s sexuality. My investigations continue. You’ll hear more when I finally get to … Continue reading It’s all to do with sausages
The world faces a terrifying and uncertain future today as the United States falls into the hands of pro-terror, anti-life lunatics. Wanton debauchery will surely follow. Listen to the podcast to hear leading Democrat Nancy Pelosi calling for a “nude erection” in Iraq. Meanwhile at a victory rally Democrats show al-Qaeda how America will be … Continue reading World descends into bacchanalia as Democrats take House of Representatives
Further proof that White Van Man is some kind of post-ironic gay subculture: not only do they swerve closer to men in wigs, they also like listening to Queen. I think this is the smoking gun we’ve been looking for, gentlemen.
Radio 4’s PM did a piece last night about a Scottish Catholic group’s plan to out gay priests on its website. When invited to comment on this, Alistair McBay of the National Secular Society came out with a phrase that was either inadvertent or genius. You decide. (p.s. Apologies to the BBC for nicking their … Continue reading Perhaps not the words I would have chosen, under the circumstances
Top 10 search phrases that dumped the poor unwitting sods onto bitrot in January: 1. quis custodiet ipsos custodes 2. wank 3. bubbles de vere 4. daily mail 5. jackie stallone 6. panto cow 7. elastigirl 8. gay superhero 9. pop3 webmail 10. ike I wonder how many of the last one were looking for … Continue reading January’s search ratings
Ability to make employees say “Bill, not only do I count you as one of my best friends but I also respect you as my boss.” Warning: these pictures of Bill Gates the chilled-out entertainer would turn Robin Cook gay.
Blogrot is in a state of eager anticipation ahead of tonight’s screening of Jerry Springer: The Opera, featuring “transsexuals, nappy wearers and a troupe of tap-dancing Ku Klux Klansmen”. Sounds right up my street. And as if that weren’t enough, it also pisses off evangelical Christians and Michael Ancram. Heck, it’s as if I wrote … Continue reading Bring on the nappy-wearing Nazis