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		<title>Open letter to August</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You call that summer? Seriously? You used to be so much fun.
You disgust me.
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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2009/08/31/open-letter-to-august/</link>
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		<title>For supposedly creative people&#8230;</title>
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&#8230;don&#8217;t you sometimes wish they had more imagination than a five-year-old?
For supposedly creative people&#8230;, originally uploaded by bitrot.
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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2009/02/18/for-supposedly-creative-people/</link>
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		<title>And I don&#8217;t even know what an oligarch is</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a responsible member of the press I wholeheartedly condemn the disgraceful behaviour of the party I don&#8217;t support in consorting with Russian oligarchs on their yachts in warm climates and there conducting all manner of underhand and quite probably illegal activities. I am determined to get to the bottom of it.
At the same time, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/10/27/and-i-dont-even-know-what-an-oligarch-is/</link>
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		<title>Those Icelandic fundamentalists again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate to say I told you so but I think you&#8217;ll find I was warning you of the Icelandic terrorist threat back in December.
Of course it&#8217;s too late now. You just had to go flocking round Peston instead, didn&#8217;t you?
Peston my arse.
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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/10/09/those-icelandic-fundamentalists-again/</link>
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		<title>No, wait&#8230; Vote Obama/Biden!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hang on a minute&#8230; Obama&#8217;s just stated he &#8220;loves the people of this country&#8221;. God, this is so confusing.
VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN!

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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/10/08/no-wait-vote-obamabiden/</link>
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		<title>Vote McCain/Palin!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[John McCain&#8217;s just confirmed he &#8220;believes in this country&#8221;. What more do you people want?
VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN!

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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/10/08/vote-mccainpalin/</link>
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		<title>A man with a plan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man with a plan, not a miracle cure. A striking change of tone. A speech delivered with gravitas and conviction, but shot through with a rich vein of humour. A natural born leader seizing the mantle of Mrs Thatcher. A man for all seasons. Nice totty for a wife. Our next Prime Minister.
That&#8217;s how [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/10/02/a-man-with-a-plan/</link>
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		<title>Darling pledges action on economy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Darling pledges action on economy
Honestly, you&#8217;d think he was Chancellor of the Exchequer or something.
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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/09/22/darling-pledges-action-on-economy/</link>
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		<title>Pssst. Buy shorts.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a heads up: if you live near a late-night shopping centre you might want to pop out pronto for some shorts. Just heard on the radio that the FSA is clamping down on them from midnight so if we have an Indian summer you&#8217;ll be up shit creek.
Update:
Sorry, my mistake: it&#8217;s short selling they&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/09/18/pssst-buy-shorts/</link>
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		<title>Of pigs and politics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Senator Obama&#8217;s pig comment may be raising eyebrows in the States, but over here in the UK it&#8217;s raised the spectre of an all too similar comment made almost 30 years ago. I am of course referring to Jim Callaghan&#8217;s fateful remark in the run-up to the 1979 general election:
You can give a pig a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/09/11/of-pigs-and-politics/</link>
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		<title>U.S. Election Special</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t trust that Palin woman. There&#8217;s something not quite right about her.

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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/09/08/us-election-special/</link>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re doing tomorrow night at 9</title>
		<description><![CDATA[But I&#8217;ll be watching Extreme Fishing With Robson Green on five. If there&#8217;s one thing I love more than Robson Green it&#8217;s fishing, and there&#8217;s no fishing like extreme fishing. Did you see it last week when he caught that fish and then put it back and then caught it again and then put it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/08/31/i-dont-know-what-youre-doing-tomorrow-night-at-9/</link>
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		<title>If this post looks different</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m typing it on my iPhone. I do everything on my iPhone these days. If there was a job where you could get paid for buggering about on an iPhone I&#8217;d be filling in the application form right now &#8211; provided of course that I could fill it in on my iPhone.
I&#8217;m also [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/07/22/if-this-post-looks-different/</link>
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		<title>Then again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apologies if that last post sounded a bit bleak. Southendcockneyboy has just cheered me up immensely with this piercing bit of what the BBC is calling &#8220;debate&#8221;:
Get in there! United, United!
Seasoned commentators including Christopher Hitchens, George Monbiot and all those smart-arses with their blogs have so far been unforthcoming with a counterpoint, so compelling is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/05/23/then-again/</link>
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		<title>Dark days</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Word reaches me that the Tory armies, fresh from their capture of Lundun, are on the march northwards and have now laid siege to Crewe. Dark days indeed. They say that the fool Brown sits sulking in his bunker, blind to the inevitable, while Darling has been seen eating his own young. This afternoon I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/05/23/dark-days/</link>
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		<title>Can you smell a smell?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you smell it? It&#8217;s just like a really nasty smell. Can&#8217;t you smell it?
Can you smell it? I can smell it.
Is there a window open somewhere? Smells like it&#8217;s coming in from outside. Poo, it&#8217;s horrible.
Do you mean to tell me nobody can smell a smell?? What&#8217;s wrong with you people??
Update:
Sorry, it looks like [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/04/18/can-you-smell-a-smell/</link>
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		<title>How cheese wire was invented</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Be honest: isn&#8217;t this something every man&#8217;s done from time to time?
When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.
It&#8217;s so easily done, and after a few cans of Special Brew I&#8217;m told the chafing just doesn&#8217;t reach the brain. There [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/04/15/how-cheese-wire-was-invented/</link>
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		<title>An Engineer&#8217;s Guide to Cats</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A wise man once said: men blog; boys just post up other people&#8217;s videos off YouTube. I think it might have been Karl Marx.
Well I simply say: Karl Marx, you&#8217;re full of shit.
And shortly after that I say: here you go, have another YouTube video.

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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/04/15/an-engineers-guide-to-cats/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Make Me A Target</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If all music videos were done by Adam Buxton and based on a flimsy pun, I suspect I&#8217;d watch more MTV.

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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/04/10/dont-make-me-a-target/</link>
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		<title>Blogging oneself to death</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Are bloggers blogging themselves to death?&#8221; asks the Guardian.
I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m not.

A blogger blogging himself to death, yesterday
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		<link>http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/04/08/blogging-oneself-to-death/</link>
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