blogrot » Video http://bitrot.net/blog MySpace my arse Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:23:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 An Engineer’s Guide to Cats http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/04/15/an-engineers-guide-to-cats/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2008/04/15/an-engineers-guide-to-cats/#comments Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:38:32 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=493 A wise man once said: men blog; boys just post up other people’s videos off YouTube. I think it might have been Karl Marx.

Well I simply say: Karl Marx, you’re full of shit.

And shortly after that I say: here you go, have another YouTube video.

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]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/04/24/get-some-nuts/feed/ 0 She was stroking a very uneven cat which she put into a zip pocket on her arm http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/03/06/she-was-stroking-a-very-uneven-cat-which-she-put-into-a-zip-pocket-on-her-arm/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/03/06/she-was-stroking-a-very-uneven-cat-which-she-put-into-a-zip-pocket-on-her-arm/#comments Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:27:28 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/03/06/she-was-stroking-a-very-uneven-cat-which-she-put-into-a-zip-pocket-on-her-arm/ This is either very funny or disrespectful to the deaf and hard of hearing. YOU DECIDE!

SIGNING GUY IN BBC NEWS SHOW IS STRETCHED TO HIS LIMITS BY AN ODD REPORT. HE MANAGES.

(I think it’s very funny.)

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/03/06/she-was-stroking-a-very-uneven-cat-which-she-put-into-a-zip-pocket-on-her-arm/feed/ 0 Rule 1: Advertising is bad vs. Rule 2: Monkeys are funny http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/01/29/rule-1-advertising-is-bad-vs-rule-2-monkeys-are-funny/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/01/29/rule-1-advertising-is-bad-vs-rule-2-monkeys-are-funny/#comments Mon, 29 Jan 2007 13:34:34 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=424 I like to think we’re all big enough now to see advertising for the evil mind-bending witchcraft that it is.

On the other hand, this ad is very good and I urge you all to drink PG Tips tea as a result:

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/01/29/rule-1-advertising-is-bad-vs-rule-2-monkeys-are-funny/feed/ 1 German Comedy Not Funny Shock http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/01/05/german-comedy-not-funny-shock/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/01/05/german-comedy-not-funny-shock/#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:03:27 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=410 HitlerInitial reviews of new German Nazi comedy Mein Führer – Die wirklich wahrste Wahrheit über Adolf Hitler (My Führer – The Truly Truest Truth About Adolf Hitler) are surprisingly poor. You’d have thought a comedy about Hitler made by Germans would be a hoot, but according to Damien McGuinness on Radio 4′s Front Row, the laughs mostly revolve around the Nazis being fat and falling over a lot.

Here’s the trailer so you can make up your own mind:

It’s a shame. Some of my favourite comedies are from Germany, such as Stop! Oder Meine Mami Schiesst.

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2007/01/05/german-comedy-not-funny-shock/feed/ 0 Bosh, Barnet, Wonky-Donkey http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/12/16/bosh-barnet-wonky-donkey/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/12/16/bosh-barnet-wonky-donkey/#comments Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:52:07 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=394 Genius movie director Guy Ritchie discusses his complex masterpiece Snatch on YouTube, giving us all a rare insight into his high-IQ world:

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/12/16/bosh-barnet-wonky-donkey/feed/ 0 One man and his Allosaur http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/11/12/one-man-and-his-allosaur/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/11/12/one-man-and-his-allosaur/#comments Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:21:23 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=377 It’s so rare nowadays that we get to share the tender moment when a young man wakes up beside the dinosaur he’s just slept with. Cherish it.

(A dinosaur-sized “big-up” to this chap for finally providing the means to post bilge from YouTube on blogrot.)

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/11/12/one-man-and-his-allosaur/feed/ 0 Do The Hood Thing (Right At The Back) http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/10/08/do-the-hood-thing-right-at-the-back/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/10/08/do-the-hood-thing-right-at-the-back/#comments Sun, 08 Oct 2006 14:22:09 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=346 Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present my latest movie. This one’s a music video entitled Do The Hood Thing (Right At The Back):

Music by Nokia.
Vocals by Hannah and Lauren.
Snorting by Nicola.
Shapes by Me.

Update: At time of writing (about 5 minutes after posting the video) its two most “related” items on YouTube are entitles NIGGAZ HAVIN FUN and Booty basics #1. I think that’s what we call a result.

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Actually, people who love You’ve Been Maimed! will like it too but for different reasons.

Blogrot Tip of the Day: Don’t miss the sequence at the funeral parlour in Episode 2.

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And from the DVD extras, here’s a behind-the-scenes shot from the set:

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]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/07/17/beware-monsters/feed/ 1 Pointed at the top for ease of entry http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/05/09/pointed-at-the-top-for-ease-of-entry/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/05/09/pointed-at-the-top-for-ease-of-entry/#comments Tue, 09 May 2006 12:41:56 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=271 “Behold, the atheist’s nightmare!”

Behold, the atheist's nightmare!

Creationism goes bananas.

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/05/09/pointed-at-the-top-for-ease-of-entry/feed/ 0 The Magic Roundabout http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/05/08/the-magic-roundabout/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/05/08/the-magic-roundabout/#comments Mon, 08 May 2006 12:02:25 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=267 There’s a roundabout in the middle of this video, but only really gifted people can see it.

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It’s what we’ve all been waiting for: animated Monkey News! I swear you won’t see a better animation of a chimp on a building site this year.

There’s more from the same stable at stinkywinkles.com (my new favourite website address), or the monkey news is also included in the free Ricky Gervais video podcast.

(Click here to see it without the popup.)

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/04/26/ooh-chimpanzee-that/feed/ 0 “Last thing you want’s a maggot…” http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/01/30/last-thing-you-wants-a-maggot/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/01/30/last-thing-you-wants-a-maggot/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2006 17:35:00 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=171 A shocking new report highlights the extent of heroin abuse in the UK today.

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From The Enquirer

UPDATE: Papa J sends in this link to the other end of the goat/balance spectrum.

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2006/01/17/photo-of-the-day-goat-on-a-trampoline/feed/ 0 You Gotta Hold On http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/11/19/you-gotta-hold-on/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/11/19/you-gotta-hold-on/#comments Sat, 19 Nov 2005 08:34:08 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=154 There a track from the new Flaming Lips album online here. Be patient though: the Flaming Lips only kick in about half way through the video.

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/11/19/you-gotta-hold-on/feed/ 0 Two music videos http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/10/28/two-music-videos/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/10/28/two-music-videos/#comments Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:36:00 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=151 Here are two excellent music videos, just perfect for a skivy Friday. I was alerted to both by my brother Simon’s blog.

First up, two Chinese blokes doing a unique dance/gurning routine to the Backstreet Boys.

And for seconds, one for all the Grandaddy fans.

]]> http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/10/28/two-music-videos/feed/ 0 Like King Kong vs. Godzilla, only crap http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/06/27/like-king-kong-vs-godzilla-only-crap/ http://bitrot.net/blog/2005/06/27/like-king-kong-vs-godzilla-only-crap/#comments Mon, 27 Jun 2005 20:43:00 +0000 Pig on Wheels http://bitrot.net/blog/?p=135 Google Video Search – the technology that previously let you pinpoint the least eventful frames in the dullest videos – finally launches its playback feature and declares itself a major new playa on the World’s Craziest Pets stage. Ladies and gentlemen, behold… AIBO vs. Iguana Dressed As Santa

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