Archive for the 'Video' Category

An Engineer’s Guide to Cats

A wise man once said: men blog; boys just post up other people’s videos off YouTube. I think it might have been Karl Marx.

Well I simply say: Karl Marx, you’re full of shit.

And shortly after that I say: here you go, have another YouTube video.

Don’t Make Me A Target

If all music videos were done by Adam Buxton and based on a flimsy pun, I suspect I’d watch more MTV.

Get some nuts!

I know, posting another TV advert off YouTube is a no substitute for proper blogging, but what the heck, it’s got Mr T in it.

She was stroking a very uneven cat which she put into a zip pocket on her arm

This is either very funny or disrespectful to the deaf and hard of hearing. YOU DECIDE!

SIGNING GUY IN BBC NEWS SHOW IS STRETCHED TO HIS LIMITS BY AN ODD REPORT. HE MANAGES.

(I think it’s very funny.)

Rule 1: Advertising is bad vs. Rule 2: Monkeys are funny

I like to think we’re all big enough now to see advertising for the evil mind-bending witchcraft that it is.

On the other hand, this ad is very good and I urge you all to drink PG Tips tea as a result:

German Comedy Not Funny Shock

HitlerInitial reviews of new German Nazi comedy Mein Führer – Die wirklich wahrste Wahrheit über Adolf Hitler (My Führer – The Truly Truest Truth About Adolf Hitler) are surprisingly poor. You’d have thought a comedy about Hitler made by Germans would be a hoot, but according to Damien McGuinness on Radio 4′s Front Row, the laughs mostly revolve around the Nazis being fat and falling over a lot.

Here’s the trailer so you can make up your own mind:

It’s a shame. Some of my favourite comedies are from Germany, such as Stop! Oder Meine Mami Schiesst.

Bosh, Barnet, Wonky-Donkey

Genius movie director Guy Ritchie discusses his complex masterpiece Snatch on YouTube, giving us all a rare insight into his high-IQ world:

One man and his Allosaur

It’s so rare nowadays that we get to share the tender moment when a young man wakes up beside the dinosaur he’s just slept with. Cherish it.

(A dinosaur-sized “big-up” to this chap for finally providing the means to post bilge from YouTube on blogrot.)

Do The Hood Thing (Right At The Back)

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present my latest movie. This one’s a music video entitled Do The Hood Thing (Right At The Back):

Music by Nokia.
Vocals by Hannah and Lauren.
Snorting by Nicola.
Shapes by Me.

Update: At time of writing (about 5 minutes after posting the video) its two most “related” items on YouTube are entitles NIGGAZ HAVIN FUN and Booty basics #1. I think that’s what we call a result.

Kicked In The Nuts!

If you hate You’ve Been Framed! then you’ll love Kicked In The Nuts!

Actually, people who love You’ve Been Maimed! will like it too but for different reasons.

Blogrot Tip of the Day: Don’t miss the sequence at the funeral parlour in Episode 2.

Beware Monsters!

Back away, Spielberg. Hang up your spurs, Scorsese. Go back to the day job, Meyer. For there is a new kid on the block, and his powers are awesome.

And from the DVD extras, here’s a behind-the-scenes shot from the set:

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Pointed at the top for ease of entry

“Behold, the atheist’s nightmare!”

Behold, the atheist's nightmare!

Creationism goes bananas.

The Magic Roundabout

There’s a roundabout in the middle of this video, but only really gifted people can see it.

Ooh! Chimpanzee that!

The Way We Do ItBLOGROT RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK!

It’s what we’ve all been waiting for: animated Monkey News! I swear you won’t see a better animation of a chimp on a building site this year.

There’s more from the same stable at stinkywinkles.com (my new favourite website address), or the monkey news is also included in the free Ricky Gervais video podcast.

(Click here to see it without the popup.)

“Last thing you want’s a maggot…”

A shocking new report highlights the extent of heroin abuse in the UK today.




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