Some boffins have managed to simulate half a virtual mouse brain on a supercomputer.

Isn’t that just typical of boffins? Give them an easy job and they all run around with biros behind their ears throwing supercomputers at it willy-nilly! And even then they only half solve it! Talk about using a sledgehammer to crush half a nut.

Here’s how it should be done, as demonstrated by me, on a simple home PC:

10 EAT CHEESE
20 ESCAPE FROM CAT
30 GOTO 10

There, that wasn’t hard, was it?