Horse walks into a bar

Horse walks into a bar.
Barman says, “Why the long face?”
Horse says, “What, you think I haven’t heard that one before?”
Barman says, “Christ, a talking horse!”
Horse says, “And that one. Pint of Stella please.”
Barman says, “Bloody hell, it drinks Stella.”
Horse says, “Oh GET FUCKED and just give me a PINT OF FUCKING STELLA!”

Sometimes a horse walking into a bar is far from funny.