Some boffins have managed to simulate half a virtual mouse brain on a supercomputer.
Isn’t that just typical of boffins? Give them an easy job and they all run around with biros behind their ears throwing supercomputers at it willy-nilly! And even then they only half solve it! Talk about using a sledgehammer to crush half a nut.
Here’s how it should be done, as demonstrated by me, on a simple home PC:
10 EAT CHEESE
20 ESCAPE FROM CAT
30 GOTO 10
There, that wasn’t hard, was it?
German noun in humour shocker!
How we laughed indeed. A friend of a friend of mine once mispronounced the word Brustwurz (nipple) as Brustwurst (breast-sausage) – with hilarious results!
I know, posting another TV advert off YouTube is a no substitute for proper blogging, but what the heck, it’s got Mr T in it.
(There’s a YouTube video here that you may not see in a feed reader. If it’s not there, try the website instead.)
Horse walks into a bar.
Barman says, “Why the long face?”
Horse says, “What, you think I haven’t heard that one before?”
Barman says, “Christ, a talking horse!”
Horse says, “And that one. Pint of Stella please.”
Barman says, “Bloody hell, it drinks Stella.”
Horse says, “Oh GET FUCKED and just give me a PINT OF FUCKING STELLA!”
Sometimes a horse walking into a bar is far from funny.
It seems that, just because of a bit of previous with goats, some of you expect me to be reporting on this guy who married the goat.
But how about the other guy – the one who didn’t marry the goat? What’s his story? Bet none of you thought of that, did you?
God, just get over the goat.
Britain’s Prince William, who did not marry a goat yesterday
Time for my traditional Easter greeting:
Audio from Bill Hicks: Rant in E Minor