Do not, under any circumstance, eat a Mr Kipling Delightful Lemon Slice, for they are the work of the devil.
They are not delightful at all. And don’t be fooled by the slice of lemon depicted on the packaging. They have all the lemony goodness of a sponge scourer marinated in Fairy liquid.
Don’t be fooled as I was. Believe me, it’s better to just be fat.
Lemon drizzle my arse.