Do not, under any circumstance, eat a Mr Kipling Delightful Lemon Slice, for they are the work of the devil.
They are not delightful at all. And don’t be fooled by the slice of lemon depicted on the packaging. They have all the lemony goodness of a sponge scourer marinated in Fairy liquid.
Satan comes in the guise of a lemony cake, but is not lemony cake
Don’t be fooled as I was. Believe me, it’s better to just be fat.
Lemon drizzle my arse.
Thankyou for the excellent advice.
I sometimes wonder what happened to the ‘trade descriptions act’.
Good point, Kaz. Whatever has happened, I only hope the same has befallen the Defamation Act.