Just spent £5 on 60 minutes of hot-spot wi-fi action in a hotel room. Here’s what I’ve chosen to do with this wondrous gift:

1. Collected my e-mail (1 spam – I checked it earlier at work)
2. Uploaded a video of the hotel shower cubicle to YouTube
3. Checked my comments on Flickr (1 new comment)
4. Reloaded YouTube a few times – video’s uploaded but not appearing yet
5. Checked tonight’s TV listings (nothing on)
6. Tried YouTube in another browser. Still not appearing.
7. Posted this crap

If anyone has any better ideas please can you mail them to me in the next 14 minutes?