Fetch out that Premier Cru we’ve been keeping, Mother, for I have hit it BIG!

Today is a day for celebration, for blogrot is now officially the world’s 277,199th most popular blog! I know, I can scarcely believe it myself! And it’s all down to you. Jeez, I love you guys.

OFFICIALLY the world's 277,199th most popular blog

New information: We’ve now slipped to 326,085th. You rotten bunch of arseholes. I don’t need you. I don’t need any of you! Piss off.