DROP EVERYTHING! GOOGLE’S BUYING A SPACESHIP!!!

Quick! Ooh! Everyone get over-excited! Google’s buying a SPACESHIP! Let’s run around squealing! Let’s call it Space 2.0! Ooh, I like that! Let’s tell everyone! Googlegooglegoogle!

I hope you’ll forgive my scepticism, I’ve had a long day. Plus I’ve managed to get hold of a photo of what’s really going on inside Google’s secret hangar, “Building 43”.

UPDATE: DROP EVERYTHING AGAIN! AMAZON’S BOUGHT ONE TOO!