Archive for July, 2006

Taking Captain Picard to warp speed

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS.

SELF LOVEI’m sure this will all turn out to be some huge practical joke, but I’ve been sent it by two blogrot irregulars now so I felt duty bound to post it.

I am, of course, referring to Channel 4′s screening of the UK’s first charity Masturbate-A-Thon.

The obvious joke is that they’ve been screening rooms full of wankers for years on Big Brother. I’m too tired to think of the non-obvious joke so I’m afraid that will have to do for now.

Meanwhile, you might like to reflect on the event’s bizarre winged dog/cock logo, and where it might have ranked in b3ta‘s excellent run down of the best phallic corporate idents.

Kicked In The Nuts!

If you hate You’ve Been Framed! then you’ll love Kicked In The Nuts!

Actually, people who love You’ve Been Maimed! will like it too but for different reasons.

Blogrot Tip of the Day: Don’t miss the sequence at the funeral parlour in Episode 2.

Beware Monsters!

Back away, Spielberg. Hang up your spurs, Scorsese. Go back to the day job, Meyer. For there is a new kid on the block, and his powers are awesome.

And from the DVD extras, here’s a behind-the-scenes shot from the set:

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If music be the food of love…

logoorange2_100.gif…then Wah Kazoo must surely be the botulism.

It’s the kazoo, played through a wah-wah pedal. Here, have a listen:

CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH

According to Jesus.

Red and white

Heard this morning on the radio:

What’s red and white and goes beep beep beep?
The England open-top bus reversing back into the garage.

This is my final word on the whole sordid topic. I never really liked football anyway. How’s Henman doing in the cricket?




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