Well, not really. But I’m 12,323 days in and no death so far, so extrapolating this trend leads me to believe that I am immortal. QED.
If I can’t get a front page with this I’ll go back to the agitated dust for a bit.
Archive for May, 2006
Well, not really. But they can make a speck of dust feel a bit queasy which, we’re assured, is the same thing in principle.
Well, not really, but it was a slow news day.
Don’t waste money buying the wife expensive mint chocolate. Just buy her cheap cooking chocolate, give it to her right after she’s brushed her teeth, and tell her you lost the wrapper. She’ll never know, and you get to pocket the difference.