The Inflating Flashbag

Data-centric gadget-crazy long-distance business traveller? Then worry no more: all your prayers have just been answered! When your plane goes down over the Pacific, you’ll be the first to be found, floating pocket-upwards, thanks to the bloody ludicrous Inflating Flashbag!

Likewise, your keys will be protected in the event of a side-on car crash! The list goes on…