Asked how long it took her to “write” “her” book, Jodie Marsh (of Celebrity Big Brother/having large breasts fame) replied: “I wrote the first 30,000 words in two months, just whenever I could find a free day. Then I wrote 90,000 words in a week.”

I had no idea the girl was so talented, and would like to take back anything I may have said about her in the past.