Come in, Kennedy, your time is up! There’s a new kid on the block. Mark my words: all this boy needs now is a drink problem** and he could go all the way.

* “Mr. Speaker, Members of the House, I shall be brief, as I have rather unfortunately become prime minister right in the middle of my exams.”
(Pitt the Younger)

** How spooky: I posted this at 9:50 this morning – just 8 hours before Chatshow Charlie’s shock revelation of a drink problem and subsequent call for a leadership contest. Oliver Smith for PM!