APOLOGY

It’s not every day you get an invitation to an exclusive black-tie dinner and cocktail soirée from one of the big .com corporations.

Nor is it every day that they send you a grovelling and personally addressed apology for having mistaken you for someone they would invite to an exclusive black-tie dinner and cocktail soirée.

The icing on the cake is when they personally address it to the first-thing-that-came-to-mind, fart-arsed name you made up when they first demanded it in return for a free download.

Oh happy day.