Bloke gets onto a bus in Manchester.
Bloke: Is this bus for Sale?
Driver: Yes mate.
Bloke: Excellent! How much?
Driver: £2.30
Bloke: £2.30 for a bus? That’s a bargain!
Driver: You what?
Bloke: Ha-ha, geddit? Bus – for – sale? Ha-ha.
Driver: £2.30 or get off my bus you tit.
Well, it seemed funny at the time.
Next week: the day I went into Selfridges and asked if they sell fridges…
You friggin’ crack me up, man. Nice. ’cause that was MY immediate reaction to the selfridges name.
LOL! I really did too. I don’t remember what the answer was because I was too busy sniggering.
Pa dump ching!!!!
(mimicking the sound of a high-hat drum applause)