Straw defies EU

There are unofficial reports that Jack Straw has defied the EU and delivered a personal pledge to the Turkish to accelerate their entry to the EU. Apparently he was overheard in Waitrose this week saying he’d definitely get Turkey in before next weekend.

Thanks to Chubby Bat for another piss-poor Whitaker Christmas joke.

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